"Christmas Without Snow" -- Snow foolin'!

I opened our newspaper (St. Pete Times) this morning and there was an entire page dedicated to "Christmas Without Snow" .... along with the urging to send this link to your northern friends. It's cute ... Enjoy!! And you may want to even sing along ... lol!

"Christmas Without Snow"

Kids will sing and laugh and play on a sunny shore today;
Santa will not need a sleigh, Christmas without snow!
Bright star just like Bethlehem, Palm trees we've a lot of them;
Come now let us sing a hymn, Christmas without snow!

Chorus:
Snow, snow, snow, No, no, no, So, so so, Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!!

Santa pack your summer clothes and some salve for Rudolph's nose;
Sunburn always makes it glow, Christmas without snow!
Santa bring your water skis, Ice cream snowballs if you please;
It is 81 degrees, Christmas without snow!
(Chorus)

Even jolly Frosty Snowman will leave town as fast as he can
To avoid a fatal suntan, Christmas without snow!
Even little Suzy Snowflake will become a crispy cornflake
When she hits our torrid landscape, Christmas without snow!
(Chorus)

Santa's elves will wear their shades way down in the Everglades,
Never mind the hurricanes, Christmas without snow!
Alligators celebrate, They think Christmas Day is great!
They all look like they just ate, Christmas without snow!
(Chorus)

Dolphins wear their Christmas hats and resemble acrobats,
Reindeer wish they could do that, Christmas without snow!
A happy bird will get his wish on Christmas Eve his favorite dish,
That pelican can really fish, Christmas without snow!
(Chorus)

Christmas kitty's little will get a case of sandy claws,
Where Mr. Shark shows off his jaws, Christmas without snow!
In Florida old Mr. Scrooge will change his humbug attitude,
Hawaiian shirts improve his mood,
Christmas without snow!
(Chorus)

If you like sleet and yucky slush or husky dogs that you can mush,
Away from here you better rush, Christmas without snow!
If you like Christmas in the sun and pink flamingos by the ton
Then join us for some yuletide fun, Christmas without snow!
(Chorus)